One of those nights - just the same as all the others...
25 March 2007
1) I hang out with a friend of mine who I've been pining away for. She is a lawyer, with a great smile. We go to a party after happy hour. We talk. We team up for beer pong. We hug - a lot. She is a little tipsy - so am I. She gives me her number. I call it Saturday. She doesn't return my call.
2) I'm drinking at a local pub. A drop-dead gorgeous woman walks in - with great shoes and a great outfit. She looks at me a couple of times and smiles. The best I can do is introduce myself as I am leaving and wish her a good night. She is with some yutz who is my age - and has hair down to his shoulders.
3) I go to another place to nurse my wounds. There are women there who are not very good looking, yet treat me like I'm a leper. WTF!!!!!!!!!!
Why do I even attempt this bullshit anymore? I'm not the first, second, or even third choices. I am the non-threatening guy who will be everyone's friend, but not get laid unless I pay for it.
I fucking hate my life.
2) I'm drinking at a local pub. A drop-dead gorgeous woman walks in - with great shoes and a great outfit. She looks at me a couple of times and smiles. The best I can do is introduce myself as I am leaving and wish her a good night. She is with some yutz who is my age - and has hair down to his shoulders.
3) I go to another place to nurse my wounds. There are women there who are not very good looking, yet treat me like I'm a leper. WTF!!!!!!!!!!
Why do I even attempt this bullshit anymore? I'm not the first, second, or even third choices. I am the non-threatening guy who will be everyone's friend, but not get laid unless I pay for it.
I fucking hate my life.
