Scoreboard never lies
03 March 2007
And life keeps throwing a shutout...
Lets us recap the week:
New women whom I have met and chatted up: 7
Number of those new women whom, in the course of carrying on an enjoyable conversation, I found out were dating another, or otherwise unavailable: 7
Number of women whom I have met, yet not discerned whether or not they are otherwise unavailable, that I called to see if they would like to meet up: 2
Number of the aforementioned who provided me with their regrets: 2
Number of personal yentas who promise they will find me someone: 3
Number of someones those yentas have produced: 0
Number of women whom I almost had sex with, which - in a moment of clarity - realized that it would be cheating on her absentee boyfriend who - two months later - proposed marriage to her, that asked me to meet her for lunch next week: 1
Number of beers consumed while mulling over this information during the week: 16
Lets us recap the week:
New women whom I have met and chatted up: 7
Number of those new women whom, in the course of carrying on an enjoyable conversation, I found out were dating another, or otherwise unavailable: 7
Number of women whom I have met, yet not discerned whether or not they are otherwise unavailable, that I called to see if they would like to meet up: 2
Number of the aforementioned who provided me with their regrets: 2
Number of personal yentas who promise they will find me someone: 3
Number of someones those yentas have produced: 0
Number of women whom I almost had sex with, which - in a moment of clarity - realized that it would be cheating on her absentee boyfriend who - two months later - proposed marriage to her, that asked me to meet her for lunch next week: 1
Number of beers consumed while mulling over this information during the week: 16
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